Things I learn from my patients
One of the many entries:
#6 Never, ever leave flashlights, shampoo bottles, beer bottles or any long, circular object on the floor because someday you will fall on it and it will somehow, work its way up your rectum.
Read on through the thread. Most of us has had our share of weird customers or tech support calls. This is the intern side of the road.
http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showthread.php?t=257985