So You’ve Decided to be Evil
Congratulations on your decision to join the forces of darkness! Evil always needs more tools… I mean… agents… for its unholy army of the night, and by joining now you can rest assured that your remaining years will be spent pursuing the ‘good’ things of life: lust, greed, debauchery, the slaughter of hapless innocents… Your favorite hobby can become a lifelong career! Thus, this handy guide has been created to nurture any potential lunatic into a lifetime of evil and destruction.
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