Broken Notebook

(sigh). My notebook is broken. The “5”, “6”, “-“, and “\” keys don’t work anymore. What a drag. I’m not sure if the warranty’s run out yet, but the laptop is really starting to come apart at the seams. It gets really hot, the battery’s been losing its charge, the front latch broke a while ago when I was closing the laptop — sheesh. I’m not even sure if you can replace the keyboards on these things. It’s not like I was banging on the “5” key (if anything, the FPS control keys should be worn through).
[rasonable facimile of portazucker]