Zuckervati Links to the Weirdest Things

October 8, 2003 D. H. McKee

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Figured I’d post this here, and not in the Missing Links section. Not just because I don’t have any recent content here, but because it’s just plain weird, and kind of personal, unlike the Missing Links page, which was supposed to be for people to login and share weird/cool articles. Long story short, I was doing a search for “zuckervati” in Google (right, I’m pretty vain), and I was amazed at the things that came up on the list.

The most pedestrian of the interesting links was essentially a note that my website was one of the biggest website matches for Murray Favro in one art database, since I mentioned him once a long time ago. Sorry Murray. I think you’re a terrific artist. You deserve more notariety.

http://www.absolutearts.com/masters/f/favro-murray.html

The other one was pretty weird, as it links back to me, because of the ASCII art porn I put up for a joke. Guess you never know your audience… apparently, some Argentinian guy thinks I’m cool. And isn’t that what counts these days? Yes. Yes it is.

http://www.madryn.com/pipermail/perros/2003/000116.html

The last one makes me shudder, since I’m now the expert on using semen as an antidepressent for women. I linked to this article as a joke in the Missing Links page, and now I’m being referenced as a source for this information. Sheesh. AND it looks like I’m asking for people to comment on this topic!

Trust me. I don’t want to know what you think about it. Or maybe I do… Maybe I just found my next online poll. Hrmmm….

http://www.nutrition-health-online.com/dir/semen_antidepressant/index.shtml

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As a guy who occasionally curates art shows and wrangles artists together, I often have to edit and post artist bios, profile pictures, and artwork images. This can be a problem, since many artists and writers aren’t used to selling themselves. Artists rarely know how to present their art for display in a brochure, and writers aren’t used to writing about themselves.

Writers often treat the bio like it’s an interview or something. Maybe like they’re having a conversation with you, the reader. While it may work sometimes, the most common way to write a bio is to write in the 3rd person.

I’m like those writers, and I’m talking to you directly, unlike the common way to do a bio. You should see my About page. It makes sense to me, since this is a bit which describes my blog’s website. When I get famous enough that I don’t have time to talk to you, I’ll have an intern write everything in 3rd person. Until then, you get to talk to me.

Like blogs of old, this one is a personal document of the comings and goings of me. Articles I’ve written, links I’ve posted, videos I liked, etc. Here, a first-person perspective is the way to go, at least for now. So, this is my site. I’m D. H. McKee, a sometimes artist, sometimes writer. Mostly just a guy on the internet.