The Tale of the Mad Feces King

June 24, 2005 D. H. McKee

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This is a great story. Reminds me of my college days.
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What follows is the highly disturbing tale of a roommate that more or less slowly descended into total madness, up to the point where he was storing dead animals in the oven, and taking dumps in various places around the house that were not the toilet bowl. Originally found on the SomethingAwful Forums, I have mirrored this tale here purely for the reasons that I made me laugh to no end while reading the original thread. Note that these forums require a payment to access, so this link will probably not work for you if you don’t have an account there.
Whether this actually happened or not, I can’t tell. Regardless, it’s funny as hell, and considering the realistic way in which it was brought, it’s crazy enough to actually have taken place. Also note that this was originally a series of forum posts, not a written story – the style may be somewhat haphazard now and then. Yes, it’s quite a lengthy read, but it’s worth it. Illustrations are by Shii and easyjo.

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As a guy who occasionally curates art shows and wrangles artists together, I often have to edit and post artist bios, profile pictures, and artwork images. This can be a problem, since many artists and writers aren’t used to selling themselves. Artists rarely know how to present their art for display in a brochure, and writers aren’t used to writing about themselves.

Writers often treat the bio like it’s an interview or something. Maybe like they’re having a conversation with you, the reader. While it may work sometimes, the most common way to write a bio is to write in the 3rd person.

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Like blogs of old, this one is a personal document of the comings and goings of me. Articles I’ve written, links I’ve posted, videos I liked, etc. Here, a first-person perspective is the way to go, at least for now. So, this is my site. I’m D. H. McKee, a sometimes artist, sometimes writer. Mostly just a guy on the internet.