What Would The U.S. Do with Hans Island?

August 17, 2005 D. H. McKee

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August 17, 2005 President George W. Bush receives a daily brief titled “Hans Islanders Determined to Strike in US”. He quickly puts it aside to play horseshoes with Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice.
September 8, 2005 Refreshed from vacation, Pres. Bush meets with constituents, aka Halliburton, where he is told that Hans Island is crucial in experimenting with oil rigs. A plan is drawn up to take control of Hans Island if Bush can get Vice President Dick Cheney’s approval.
September 9, 2005 Cheney gives Bush the OK with a nod and emphatic grunt.

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As a guy who occasionally curates art shows and wrangles artists together, I often have to edit and post artist bios, profile pictures, and artwork images. This can be a problem, since many artists and writers aren’t used to selling themselves. Artists rarely know how to present their art for display in a brochure, and writers aren’t used to writing about themselves.

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