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August 17, 2005 President George W. Bush receives a daily brief titled “Hans Islanders Determined to Strike in US”. He quickly puts it aside to play horseshoes with Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice.
September 8, 2005 Refreshed from vacation, Pres. Bush meets with constituents, aka Halliburton, where he is told that Hans Island is crucial in experimenting with oil rigs. A plan is drawn up to take control of Hans Island if Bush can get Vice President Dick Cheney’s approval.
September 9, 2005 Cheney gives Bush the OK with a nod and emphatic grunt.