Weird Web Statistics

October 28, 2005 D. H. McKee

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I was looking through my web statistics this morning (just for fun, you see), and I came upon the search engine list. I often like to check this out just to see what strange combination of words brought people to my site. Today’s list contained a summary for the whole month, so I thought it might be fun to compile the list and show it off. I know that by doing this, I am actually altering the text of my website, and potentially changing the outcome of any future search engine visit statistics, but hey.
To be honest, I’m left wondering about some of these results. I mean, while I remember a post on “Neo Citron,” I’m pretty sure I never discussed “chastitiy keyholding”(sic) at any point, although now I’m probably going to get a lot more visits for this, simply because I used the words “chastitiy keyholding”(sic) just now. It’s a vicious cycle, no?
Here’s what people searched for this month, in order of frequency:

tantra chair
how to make a halloween costume
baby helmets
habbo cheats
Stuart Ross jetpack
punishment
superhero halloween party
kaufman lofts
super nintendo chalmers
sexy wife
radio stevie wonder shoutcast
lex luthor
corporal punishment
perry fellowship
poison ivy costumes
Tantra chair
sex maids, durham
hurricane article
thudguard
speedstream 5260 firmware
sharia law ontario
chastity keyholding
Gregory Despres pictures
jay and silent bob
Billy Scotts
scary halloween
TRAILER PARK COSTUME PARTY
roxanne\’s waterloo
neo citron

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As a guy who occasionally curates art shows and wrangles artists together, I often have to edit and post artist bios, profile pictures, and artwork images. This can be a problem, since many artists and writers aren’t used to selling themselves. Artists rarely know how to present their art for display in a brochure, and writers aren’t used to writing about themselves.

Writers often treat the bio like it’s an interview or something. Maybe like they’re having a conversation with you, the reader. While it may work sometimes, the most common way to write a bio is to write in the 3rd person.

I’m like those writers, and I’m talking to you directly, unlike the common way to do a bio. You should see my About page. It makes sense to me, since this is a bit which describes my blog’s website. When I get famous enough that I don’t have time to talk to you, I’ll have an intern write everything in 3rd person. Until then, you get to talk to me.

Like blogs of old, this one is a personal document of the comings and goings of me. Articles I’ve written, links I’ve posted, videos I liked, etc. Here, a first-person perspective is the way to go, at least for now. So, this is my site. I’m D. H. McKee, a sometimes artist, sometimes writer. Mostly just a guy on the internet.