Here you can purchase a variety of items usable in the real world to do such things as:
- prevent people from seeing your nipples
- make people laugh when they see your car. As if they don’t already
- keep beer and liquor from spilling onto your kitchen table.
Unless otherwise specified, all glassware is sweatshop free and all T-shirts are dishwasher-safe. Or something along those lines.
The Store of Loathing