Prominent Male Hooker To Step Down Amid Accusations

A prominent male hooker, Dirk Blackman, was forced to give up his position as the head of a large national prostitution ring when it was revealed that he had repeatedly had sex with sleazy evangelical leader Ted Haggard.
Members of the prostitution ring were shocked by the allegations. “There are some things that you don’t even do for money,” said one man, who gave his name as Johnny Lovehandles, bemoaning Blackman’s “intimate physical contacts” with the virulently anti-gay and shamefully untrustworthy pastor.
The Haggard scandal was the latest in a string of revelations concerning male prostitutes fraternizing with conservative right-wing figures, including the bombshell that male exotic dancer Milli Flotilla had turned his Miami dressing room into a secret shrine filled with revealing photographs of Rush Limbaugh and Sen. Bill Frist photoshopped to depict them in compromising scenarios involving Dennis Hastert and a constiutional amendment prhibiting gay marriage.
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