Illinois team counts on calories to draw attention

Ow, my heart!
ESPN – We’re lovin’ it: Minor league team’s doughnut burger – MLB

We kid you not. The Gateway Grizzlies of the Frontier League promised to create “Baseball’s Best Burger” in time for the team’s opener in late May. And they appear to have succeeded.
The ballpark sandwich will include a hamburger topped with sharp cheddar cheese and two slices of bacon — all between a “bun” made of a sliced Krispy Kreme Original Glazed doughnut.
If you can find a (loop)hole in your cardiologist’s advice, calorie counters predict the monster will set you back about 1,000 calories and 45 grams of fat.