Nine Traffic Circles of Hell

This guy sounds a litle like the Leader.
Nine Traffic Circles of Hell – MSN Autos

Eighth Circle
You’re a committed Greenie, a tireless apostle against global warming, evil corporations and any SUV. You flaunt your hippie-vegan lifestyle and fastidious demands for organic food. Your mode of transport? A decrepit, Woodstock-era VW bus that spews more pollution than a dealership full of Hummers. Drop one circle if the ashtray betrays one final hypocrisy: a pack-a-day Marlboro habit.