List of Republican Sexual Deviants

It’s a really big list.
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A large number of GOP candidates or public officials who use their campaigns to spread their own agenda against a percieved defect in society’s sexuality almost definitely have something wrong with their own. There are frighteningly direct correlations between those politicians that rail against homosexuality and those that pick up underage boys. (Not that the two have anything to do with one another.) Or between those that talk about the sanctity of marriage and abstinence and those that cheat on their wives and molest their daughter’s friends. If you see a headline that a politician has done something illegal with a child you can bet the politician was a Republican. It’s not that there aren’t Democratic sexual deviants, it’s just the vast majority of creeps and predators are members of the GOP.

  • Republican Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld authorized the rape of children in Iraqi prisons in order to humiliate their parents into providing information about the anti-American insurgency.
  • Republican legislator Ted Klaudt was charged with raping girls under the age of 16.
  • Republican city councilman Joseph Monteleone Jr. was found guilty of fondling underage girls.
  • Republican congressional aide Jeffrey Nielsen was arrested for having sex with a 14-year old boy.
  • Republican County Commissioner Patrick Lee McGuire surrendered to police after allegedly molesting girls between the ages of 8 and 13.
  • Republican prosecutor Larry Corrigan was arrested for soliciting sex from 13-year old girls.
  • Republican Mayor Jeffrey Kyle Randall was sentenced to 275 days in jail for molesting two boys — ages ten and 12 — during a six-year period.