Subtle Butt – Fart Pads

Why, yes, I will have the cabbage soup.
Strange New Products: Subtle Butt – Fart Pads

A company called The Pond Inc. is now selling a product called “Subtle Butt”, billed as a fart neutralizer, to eliminate smelly flatulence.
It’s an activated carbon fabric pad, measuring 3.25″ x 3.25″ square, and adheres to the inside of your underwear with two self-adhesive strips.