Fritolaysia vs. Snakistan

Damn, this article’s making me hungry.
Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

Relations between the two countries grew stale in 1994, when Fritolaysian rufflelutionaries crossed zestablished borders and forced Snakistan to dispatch cheesekeeping forces. The late-night SALTY talks held at Snakistan’s Kuler Ranch, however, cooled the spicy conflict with the signing of the historic Buttermilk Compromise, which established bilateral chiplomacy and regulated trade flows by setting the international Rold Gold standard of currency.