Aha. See, this is an April Fool’s joke. Below are some of my favourites:
Top 10 Creationist Discoveries of All Time | Wired Science from Wired.com
10. T. rex ate coconuts
According to experts at the Creation Museum, our favorite predatory dinosaur would have fit right in at Whole Foods.
7. NASCAR is the official sport of the spiritually enlightened
Some forms of entertainment were meant for the pure of heart.
5. Liberals are evil
Even though most of the truly bizarre sex scandals have involved republicans, and democrats prefer to have affairs with women of legal age, left-wing politicians are morally more morally bankrupt than their conservative counterparts.