This is Not a Novel

A space thriller that combines aeronautical history, car chases, pop-culture, romance, and buddy comedies.

Read a preview excerpt of the novel (in PDF format)

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Ebook: Google • iTunes • Kindle • Kobo • Nook

This is not a novel. Don’t be surprised if you cannot purchase it anywhere. This is merely a placeholder for a template I’m building, should I ever publish a novel, and want to link to it from my blog. Again, this is *not* a novel.

However, having said that, this does look like a fun kind of novel, and I bet I get a lot of interest in it, if anyone sees this page. Of course, since this is not a novel, you won’t be able to read it, unless I actually write a novel, and use this as its landing page.

PRAISE FOR NEUTRON’S GUIDE TO ASTRONAUT PANTS:

“Genuinely perplexing … even though this is not a novel, the title and cover art spark the imagination while also igniting the reader’s empathy.” — Everyman Journal