Australian miner frames father’s tattooed skin

An Australian miner has framed his dad's skin, complete with tattoos, and is hanging it in the dining room.
Carl Whittaker's father, Barry, asked for the four tattoos on his back and arms to be removed and preserved following his death from cancer in 1999.

City Wants To Ban Defecating on Buses

(BEND, Ore.) You better hit the shower before you board the bus in Bend. Proposed new city rules would ban...

ET Corn Gods Language and Game

The ET Corn Gods Language is used to uncover hidden meanings in words of the English Language. The language has a logic/mathematical twist to it. The number 66 is the base of the math used. There are [five primary tables ] used to convert normal words into families of hidden meanings. Those five tables are: 1) Alphabet converted to numbers; 2) Roman Numerals; 3) Numbers converted to the base 66; 4) the Table of Contents for the 66 books of the Bible; and 5) the Periodic Table of the Elements.
The funny part of this is: the guy who runs this site actually called into our Tech Support line, asking if we could help troubleshoot his "vb-6 app which ftp's files to and from a server". We don't sell/support "vb-6", so I wonder why he sent to us anyway.

Appears they will patent anything

Look what this guy's patenting:
A method for inducing cats to exercise consists of directing a beam of invisible light produced by a hand-held laser apparatus onto the floor or wall or other opaque surface in the vicinity of the cat, then moving the laser so as to cause the bright pattern of light to move in an irregular way fascinating to cats, and to any other animal with a chase instinct.

Suffering Support, Batman!

Customer: "hello my computer was making a strange hissing noise last night and this morning when I turned it on there was a crackling noise and some smoke then nothing, if I bring it in can you fix it?"

Town pins hopes on giant lava lamp

Halfway down the road to becoming a ghost town, Soap Lake is one of many communities trying to wring money out of a dried-up town. Folks out here are looking for something . anything . to bring on a little revitalization.
Like maybe a proposed $3 million, 60-foot lava lamp.

Driver danced naked in street, court is told

KITCHENER - As Green called police on his cell phone, the naked man tried to get in his van, but Green locked the doors. Harvey then "tried to have sex with the front of the van," Green said. "He was rubbing against the front of my van. He laid down and had sex with the pavement, kind of pushing up against the pavement."

Gnome Liberation Front

Dozens of mystical creatures that disappeared in this suburban Chicago village have been found, but several have yet to find their way home.

Yatta. Pray for death.

While we’re on the topic of surreal Shockwave films, here’s the famous Yatta animation. Yatta. I’ve heard of it, don’t...

Kiko-Man strikes again

Another weird Japanese animation, this time, with the famous Kikoman Soy Sauce action hero, killing cats, fighting other condiments, and...