Behold the Beard – Ribbed Tofu

April 29, 2001 D. H. McKee

Off

Tried out a new colour for my beard. What do you think? Always wondered what it was like to be a redhead (although I’m doubtful that having a red beard makes you a redhead). Not wanting to do the rest of my hair, I decided it was best to shave it all off. It didn’t look right.

"The Schick Xtreme III: Good for shaving heads". There’s some free advertising. I particularly like how the flexible blades adapt to the contours of my scalp.

Also wanted to show off my new LeaderWearez T-shirt. Can’t very well sell quality cult clothing without first trying it out. Now you go buy some. Check out LeaderWearez right now!
But enough about the cult stuff. More importantly, I’ve made a startling discovery! You may think me mad for what I’m about to say, but those narrow-minded fools at the University will soon see!!! Tonight, I made grilled tofu that tastes just like ribs! HUZZAH!!! What’s crazy is that it’s so darned easy to do! It’s all about the sauce and marinade you use. I’ll try over the next couple of days to perfect the recipe and then I’ll make it public.
My only fear is that I’ll be silenced before I can make my findings known. If I disappear before the end of the week, you can be sure the Pork Producers’ Marketing Board is to blame. Please, help spread the word. Don’t let me die in vain!!!!

Comments are closed.

About This Site

As a guy who occasionally curates art shows and wrangles artists together, I often have to edit and post artist bios, profile pictures, and artwork images. This can be a problem, since many artists and writers aren’t used to selling themselves. Artists rarely know how to present their art for display in a brochure, and writers aren’t used to writing about themselves.

Writers often treat the bio like it’s an interview or something. Maybe like they’re having a conversation with you, the reader. While it may work sometimes, the most common way to write a bio is to write in the 3rd person.

I’m like those writers, and I’m talking to you directly, unlike the common way to do a bio. You should see my About page. It makes sense to me, since this is a bit which describes my blog’s website. When I get famous enough that I don’t have time to talk to you, I’ll have an intern write everything in 3rd person. Until then, you get to talk to me.

Like blogs of old, this one is a personal document of the comings and goings of me. Articles I’ve written, links I’ve posted, videos I liked, etc. Here, a first-person perspective is the way to go, at least for now. So, this is my site. I’m D. H. McKee, a sometimes artist, sometimes writer. Mostly just a guy on the internet.