Steve Dotto

March 28, 2002 D. H. McKee

Steve Dotto is a tool. A Micro$oft whore. His appearance in a recent Windows XP advertisement only furthers this statement. Discuss.

5 Responses to “Steve Dotto”

Hoosier37
23 years ago

Steve Dotto must die. He’s almost bad as that punk bastard, Dave Chalk!
Private Club
23 years ago

It was all headed downhill before Nike branded Burroughs. Tommy Hilfiger doesn’t wear shirts with your name on it, so scroo ’em! Besides he’s probably a breeder.
Someone
22 years ago

this makes me sick
troy schlaht
21 years ago

steve dotto his show hsa helped me out so much
with answers that i would not have knowen and i learn a lot from his show and he gudies everyone
includeing my slef and i use some of his idea’s and they work he keeps me upto date with out him i will just half to learn on my own and ask for my answers some where else.
Johnny Five
21 years ago

Steve Dotto just so happens to be my best friend. We used to burn couches and throw large home appliances off the top story of parking garages while in high school.
One time, he mooned a police boat at the jersey shore. You could totally see his taint!
He used to chase me around supermarkets while holding a large sausage by his crotch while shouting “touch it, touch it!”
I only have good things to say about Steve Dotto.

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