No Time for Airbrushing your Computer?
Get a case wrap instead. Guaranteed to block 99% of all STDs and it’s even ribbed for her pleasure. Looks nice too. It’s kinda the equivalent of ricing up your Honda Civic by putting a coffee-can muffler cap on the exhaust.
Also check out their assortment of steak knives!
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