Nation’s Love Affair With Lord Of The Rings Threatening Its Relationship With Star Wars

America’s love affair with the J.R.R. Tolkien epic-fantasy saga Lord Of The Rings, a romance which has flowered ever since the 2001 release of the Fellowship Of The Ring film adaptation, has damaged the nation’s long-term relationship with George Lucas’ Star Wars saga, perhaps irreparably.


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