World’s Smallest Cubicle

January 19, 2004 D. H. McKee

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I wanted to get a picture of this cubicle before they did anything crazy, like make it bigger. Yes, this is really my cube. It’s a little tight, and I have to be sure not to scrape my nose against the wall when I rotate my chair, but at least the job pays well.

Actually, they made a mistake when they put the new office together. There’s supposed to be another desktop section. You can tell by the amount of excess space on the left (outside the cubicle wall). This is only (I hope) a temporary situation. I mean, there are so many other ways to break my spirit, that this is just insulting.
I bet you this picture will get around the Internet in no time. Note: YES, THIS IS REALLY MY CUBICLE.
Update: Added some higher resolution images.

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As a guy who occasionally curates art shows and wrangles artists together, I often have to edit and post artist bios, profile pictures, and artwork images. This can be a problem, since many artists and writers aren’t used to selling themselves. Artists rarely know how to present their art for display in a brochure, and writers aren’t used to writing about themselves.

Writers often treat the bio like it’s an interview or something. Maybe like they’re having a conversation with you, the reader. While it may work sometimes, the most common way to write a bio is to write in the 3rd person.

I’m like those writers, and I’m talking to you directly, unlike the common way to do a bio. You should see my About page. It makes sense to me, since this is a bit which describes my blog’s website. When I get famous enough that I don’t have time to talk to you, I’ll have an intern write everything in 3rd person. Until then, you get to talk to me.

Like blogs of old, this one is a personal document of the comings and goings of me. Articles I’ve written, links I’ve posted, videos I liked, etc. Here, a first-person perspective is the way to go, at least for now. So, this is my site. I’m D. H. McKee, a sometimes artist, sometimes writer. Mostly just a guy on the internet.