Kinky copper jailed for stealing handbags

May 20, 2004 D. H. McKee

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A policeman with a fetish for lady’s handbags has been jailed for two and-a-half years in Germany.

Judges in Gera heard that the officer found handbags “irresistible” and got a sexual thrill from pinching them when he was on duty.

The 48-year-old policeman was accused of stealing more than 1,000 bags over the past six years and was sentenced on a specimen 15 charges of theft.

A “sexual fetish” was the driving force behind the crime, said prosecutors in the eastern German courtroom.

A day before the sentencing the policeman, who had been suspended from duty, admitted to the court that he was irresistibly attracted to women’s handbags and their contents on account of an “abnormal sexual urge.”

A court doctor confirmed that he had detected an advanced sexual disfunction in the defendant, but said that it couldn’t be used to absolve the man’s crime.

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