SPAM poetry

June 22, 2004 D. H. McKee

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Got this interesting message in an email today. Seems if we just stop and read the spam, it will take us in entirely new directions of enlightenment:

Sometimes near cigar panics,
but of garbage can always go deep sea fishing with about blithe spirit!
And sanitize the dark side of her dust bunny.
When senator behind cowboy is tattered, beyond ruffian
learn a hard lesson from midwife defined by.
Any starlet can assimilate toward blood clot,
but it takes a real customer to deficit for mortician.
cups remain wily.
Inside power drill make love to near swamp,
countermen eavesdropper backpack vast.

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About This Site

As a guy who occasionally curates art shows and wrangles artists together, I often have to edit and post artist bios, profile pictures, and artwork images. This can be a problem, since many artists and writers aren’t used to selling themselves. Artists rarely know how to present their art for display in a brochure, and writers aren’t used to writing about themselves.

Writers often treat the bio like it’s an interview or something. Maybe like they’re having a conversation with you, the reader. While it may work sometimes, the most common way to write a bio is to write in the 3rd person.

I’m like those writers, and I’m talking to you directly, unlike the common way to do a bio. You should see my About page. It makes sense to me, since this is a bit which describes my blog’s website. When I get famous enough that I don’t have time to talk to you, I’ll have an intern write everything in 3rd person. Until then, you get to talk to me.

Like blogs of old, this one is a personal document of the comings and goings of me. Articles I’ve written, links I’ve posted, videos I liked, etc. Here, a first-person perspective is the way to go, at least for now. So, this is my site. I’m D. H. McKee, a sometimes artist, sometimes writer. Mostly just a guy on the internet.