Weird Uncle Z

It’s official. I’m an uncle. My brother and his wife (mostly just his wife) gave birth to a baby boy this morning at 8:29am PST. He weighed in at a whopping 9lbs, 12oz. The new person has no name yet. I will call him Queequeg until the happy couple finalize on a real one. I can only pray that another “Dylan” isn’t born into the state of California.
Time to go smoke a cigar.