Bush wins “Stupidest Statement”, Canada as “Dumbest Government, Ann Coulter as “Stupidest Man”

July 27, 2005 D. H. McKee

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It was a night of suspense and absolute idiocy as the World Stupidity Awards awarded achievement in ignorance and stupidity in one of the hottest ticket’s at Montreal’s Just for Laughs Festival Friday night.
While there were surprises, US president George W. Bush and Hotel Heiress Paris Hilton dominated the evening, with Hilton taking the Stupidest Woman of the Year category and Bush winning for Stupidest Statement for his comment: “They never stop thinking of new ways to harm our country or our people, and neither do we. ”
Winners:

Stupidest Man of the Year: Columnist Ann Coulter
Dumbest Moment of the Year: Ashlee Simpson’s lip-synching on SNL
Stupidest Statement of the Year: “They never stop thinking of new ways to harm our Country and our people, and neither do we.” U.S. President George W. Bush
Stupidest Movie of the Year: Alien vs Predator
Stupidest Woman of the Year: Paris Hilton
Stupidest Trend of the Year: Crystal Meth
Stupidest TV Show of the Year: The Simple Life
Dumbest Government of the Year: The Government of Canada
Stupidity Award for Reckless Endangerment of the Planet: Kim Jong Il, Dictator of North Korea
Media Outlet Which Has Best Furthered Ignorance: Fox News

2005 World Stupidity Awards: Winners

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