Hangover Cure: Pepto-Bismol ice cream

July 25, 2006 D. H. McKee

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Strange, it’s not working for me — in fact, it’s making me sicker.

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What a quandary! Obviously the girls canâ..t endorse my ice-cream adventure, but they wonâ..t give me any clues as to why itâ..s a bad idea either. Penny doesnâ..t have this information to hand, but P&G must have tested the theory, otherwise the warning on the website wouldnâ..t be there. What to do?
Eat it, of course! In my book, food without danger is like sex with a condom: it goes in the same entrance, but the experience is altogether less thrilling, less memorable, indeed less satisfying. I fetch the ice cream from the freezer, scoop out a chunk, and admire its pinky goodness.

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As a guy who occasionally curates art shows and wrangles artists together, I often have to edit and post artist bios, profile pictures, and artwork images. This can be a problem, since many artists and writers aren’t used to selling themselves. Artists rarely know how to present their art for display in a brochure, and writers aren’t used to writing about themselves.

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