Congratulations, it’s a beef stick

Me, I’d hand out cigars, or at the very least, those PopEye’s candy sticks.
Junk Food Blog: Boy Girl Beef Sticks
Gone are the days when fathers handed out cigars in celebration of their new born baby. These days, they hand out sticks of mechanically separated beef.
Actually, I don’t really know if these Boy Girl Beef Sticks are from “mechanically separated beef”, but considering they’re labeled as “beef sticks”, I’m guessing they are. Besides, I wouldn’t have it any other way!
But since it’s no longer politically correct to hand out cancer sticks, handing out sticks of rendered left-overs is perhaps the next best thing to celebrating the miracle of life in a manly way.