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Your First Life dream world awaits. Hang out at the mall! Embarass yourself in gym class! Get acne! Experiment with mind-altering recreational drugs! The First Life world is your oyster.
Got First Life Questions? We’ve Got Answers:
Are five senses enough?
What’s this body thing, and what do I do with the dangly bits?
Why can’t I build a dirigible with my mind?
Penguins, spoons and you — what’s life like among the flightless?
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