GEW: That’s not a firehose, that’s my butt

This is supposed to be a review of Magnesium Citrate, a potent laxative.
From the site entry:
I like to keep myself pretty healthy, and I’m not afraid of natural body functions, so this seemed like a good topic of review for me.
To start off, I needed to be constipated. To accomplish this, I have been eating lots of dairy and red meat, and almost no vegetables or fiber this week. I didn’t completely plug up the pipes, but things did slow way down.


I am not going to put in any more quotes, to do so would be a big spoiler. Just trust me and read the review.
http://www.epinions.com/well-review-1B94-2CBA4B76-399D7132-prod5