GEW: That’s not a firehose, that’s my butt

January 28, 2007 elbie

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This is supposed to be a review of Magnesium Citrate, a potent laxative.
From the site entry:
I like to keep myself pretty healthy, and I’m not afraid of natural body functions, so this seemed like a good topic of review for me.
To start off, I needed to be constipated. To accomplish this, I have been eating lots of dairy and red meat, and almost no vegetables or fiber this week. I didn’t completely plug up the pipes, but things did slow way down.

I am not going to put in any more quotes, to do so would be a big spoiler. Just trust me and read the review.
http://www.epinions.com/well-review-1B94-2CBA4B76-399D7132-prod5

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As a guy who occasionally curates art shows and wrangles artists together, I often have to edit and post artist bios, profile pictures, and artwork images. This can be a problem, since many artists and writers aren’t used to selling themselves. Artists rarely know how to present their art for display in a brochure, and writers aren’t used to writing about themselves.

Writers often treat the bio like it’s an interview or something. Maybe like they’re having a conversation with you, the reader. While it may work sometimes, the most common way to write a bio is to write in the 3rd person.

I’m like those writers, and I’m talking to you directly, unlike the common way to do a bio. You should see my About page. It makes sense to me, since this is a bit which describes my blog’s website. When I get famous enough that I don’t have time to talk to you, I’ll have an intern write everything in 3rd person. Until then, you get to talk to me.

Like blogs of old, this one is a personal document of the comings and goings of me. Articles I’ve written, links I’ve posted, videos I liked, etc. Here, a first-person perspective is the way to go, at least for now. So, this is my site. I’m D. H. McKee, a sometimes artist, sometimes writer. Mostly just a guy on the internet.