The Unsexiest Men of 2007

July 25, 2007 D. H. McKee

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Some notable entries:

[91] BOB SAGET
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Thereâ..s nothing sadder than a comedian who gets more laughs as a punchline than he does as a stand-up. But when Saget went Rambo and started telling gross-out jokes to play off the shame of having raised the Olsen twins, he crossed the line from pathetic bottom-feeder to slimy douchebag.
[56] KIM JONG-IL
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Though this deranged North Korean demigod has a certain cherubic look â.. he could almost pass for a beatific Macyâ..s Thanksgiving Day float â.. heâ..s rumored to be quite the porno connoisseur, as well as a binge drinker and womanizer. Which makes us all feel so much safer about his nukes.
[28] DUSTIN “SCREECH” DIAMOND
Reality-porn star
Shockingly deviant, cretinous former child star who scammed fans by selling T-shirts to help him avoid foreclosure on his house â.. there were no such proceedings against him â.. and who starred in a repulsive sex tape, Saved by the Smell, which featured him doing the Dirty Sanchez.
[18] MEL GIBSON
Reality-porn star
Hateful director with massive alcohol problem.
[8] PEREZ HILTON
Bloggist
Exponentially overhyped gossip blogger whose sense of entitlement far outweighs his actual contribution to society. And, oh yeah, heâ..s gross, too.

The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 100-91 – Rec Room – The Phoenix

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