Human Evolution Speeding Up

This would explain all my superfluous, vestigial nipples.
Human Evolution Speeding Up, Study Says

Explosive population growth is driving human evolution to speed up around the world, according to a new study.
The pace of change accelerated about 40,000 years ago and then picked up even more with the advent of agriculture about 10,000 years ago, the study says.
And while humans are evolving quickly around the world, local cultural and environmental factors are shaping evolution differently on different continents.