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Crunchy Cthulhu Surprise

August 20, 2008
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I had to look up Whitman’s to fully get the joke, but who hasn’t wondered how those chocolate selection descriptions would read like if they were written by Lovecraft?
McSweeney’s – SELECTIONS FROM H.P. LOVECRAFT’S BRIEF TENURE AS A WHITMAN’S SAMPLER COPYWRITER.

The horror of the unearthly, corpselike pallor of this truffle’s complexion is only offset by its fiendish deliciousness.

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As a guy who occasionally curates art shows and wrangles artists together, I often have to edit and post artist bios. This can be a problem, since artists and writers aren’t used to selling themselves, and aren’t used to writing about themselves. They tend to treat the bio like an interview, or a conversation, and while it may work some of the time, the most common way to write a bio is to write in the 3rd person.

 

That said, this blog, as it currently stands, isn’t that kind of blog. It’s a personal document of the comings and goings of me. Articles I’ve written, links I’ve posted, videos I like, etc. In this case, a first-person perspective is the way to go, at least for now. So, this is my site. I’m D. H. McKee, a sometimes artist, sometimes writer. Mostly just a guy on the internet.

 

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