Scott Bakula Jumps Into McCain’s Body

October 15, 2008 D. H. McKee

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Scott Bakula Jumps Into McCain’s Body Just Before Election | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

Witnesses said they first detected a difference in McCain’s demeanor yesterday, when he paused suddenly in the middle of a speech about Obama’s tax policies, shook his head and demanded to know what year it was. Others were reportedly confused when McCain abruptly left the stage to find a mirror and softly touched his face while whispering to himself, “Oh, boy. Who am I this time?”
A number of McCain supporters have said they hope Bakula, with the assistance of a cigar-chewing holographic projection known as Al, can help the Republican’s chances by gaining ground in key battleground states, making love to his wife for the first time in ages, and staying up late baking a batch of his famous blondies for everyone on the trail. Bakula said he would try to tip the campaign into victory, but his main goal was to teach McCain about what’s truly important in life.

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