Songs for sex

February 19, 2009 D. H. McKee

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Always neat to see someone’s list of sexy music.
YesButNoButYes: Top Ten Songs to Have Sex To

3. Symphony No 7 in A Major Op. 92: II. Allegretto, Beethoven
My personal favorite of all of Beethoven’s works, the second movement of his seventh symphony is outstanding in its complexity. Dark, lavish, and profound … this covers every single emotion possible. It may not be the cheeriest piece to put on while you’re getting it on, but it’ll make you seem sophisticated. And if you can time your movements to the changing tempos and dynamics of the song, you’ll definitely be in for a wild night.
When to Use It: If you’re lucky enough to be with a cougar, they’ll appreciate your sophistication. Try it with them. Or, you know, if you’re with a classy chick/dude.
Note: Seriously, this thing gets very loud and very quite. Listen to the song before hand so you aren’t caught off guard by a rapid crescendo. We wouldn’t want you to suffer and ill-timed “mishaps”.

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