Why I Hate the Internets

Here’s my thing. If I search ‘Windows’ and ‘drivers’ and ‘Blackberry’, I still get golfing websites. On the FIRST page! Come on, Google, you’re supposed to be better than this.
Worse still, I get those spam websites, which promise drivers galore, but which never seem to have anything except keywords on them. Again, come on Google. You pull my Google Ads because I link to Wired Magazine (which had the word ‘penis’ on its page), but you can’t disrupt the page rankings of such an obvious spamming ploy?