Open Letter to the Guy Who Broke into my Car

Hi there. I’m the guy whose car you broke into last night. While I feel somewhat violated by the intrusion,...

Go, Galt, Go

Important reading for those about to vote tomorrow. Think about how the wealthy abandon the world in Rand’s Atlas Shrugged,...

Why I Hate the Internets

Here’s my thing. If I search ‘Windows’ and ‘drivers’ and ‘Blackberry’, I still get golfing websites. On the FIRST page!...

Still online?

Had a massive motherboard failure on my box, which was essentially a desktop machine crammed into a 4-u rack mount...

Children’s Cenobite Costume

At Value Village. Really? You let a 9-year-old watch Hellraiser?

Flush the goddamn toilet!

What’s wrong with you people?

IMDB Recommends

These are the IMDB recommendations for you if you enjoyed watching Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed: Really? Jesus Camp? A terrifying...

Forsake Everything

Forsake Everything – Uploaded by Zuckervati. Stuck in a wedding rehearsal. I’m not part of the ceremony proper, so there’s...

Fight Club?

I guess kids don’t have enough to keep them stimulated these days. Some kids in Brandon, Manitoba have been caught...

Another Lame IQ Test Ad

Oh, I know it’s an ad, for crying out loud. And I know it might be difficult for someone from...