Painting of Nude Bush Removed From Museum
A cartoonish painting of President Bush (news – web sites) in the nude has been taken down from the wall...
A cartoonish painting of President Bush (news – web sites) in the nude has been taken down from the wall...
"Royal Purple" is regalus maximus; a color so high-end it probably boosts the price of the entire box a full half buck. Is it worth it? Depends on what kind of grapes you prefer coloring. I hope not green grapes!
Yet another in the line of quick, useless internet quizzes. But it kind of makes you think about what your...
I'm a Democrat, apparently. A New Democrat, to be more precise....
I am Larry Koffi. I am director in charge auditing and collecting Union Togolaise De Banque Lome, Togo West Africa. I came across $44.5 million of a dead person in my bank. I will give you 25% to be his NEXT OF KIN. I like red jelly beans.
The mathematical equation for the perfect joke has been revealed by scientists.
The formula - c=(m+nO)/p - was worked out by Helen Pilcher and Timandra Harkness.
As well as being scientists, the pair are also stand-up comedians who make up the Comedy Research Project. They run this in collaboration with the Science Museum's Dana Centre in London.
This probably isn't real, but it's sure funny. This is "apparently" a US-made laptop bag. Check out the French translation for the washing instructions:
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Lewd garden gnomes have had their private parts covered with painted-on swimwear after their owner was warned by police.Tony Watson, from Barnsley in South Yorkshire, displayed his naked gnomes outside his house.But instead of standing in cute fishing poses or enacting scenes of bucolic tranquility, Mr Watson's gnomes bared their breasts and buttocks.
As part of its 50th anniversary, TV Guide compiled two lists. One was the top 50 best shows of all time. The other was the top 50 worst shows of all time. The Van Gogh-Goghs noticed that left a lot of shows unaccounted for.
We are here to present to you the 50 most averagest shows of all time. These shows are not bad and they aren't good. They're of no real merit whatsoever.
Remember these shows? Of course you don't. No one does. These shows served one purpose in your life: passing time. You watched these shows because it was too hard to sleep, you didn't have the strength to hold a book, to generate noise, no one else was home, or beacuse they came on between two shows that were actually good.
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In a major new case study sure to grab the attention of Pointy Haired Bosses everywhere, Microsoft announced today that the Total Cost of Ownership of Microsoft Word is 94% lower than that of the open-source equivalant, vi.
"There's simply no comparison," said a Microsoft researcher. "We cannot believe that anybody would seriously use something so primitive as vi in this day and age. The same can be said about all Linux distributions, which universally bundle vi."