Sex (And Why Not To Have It)
–A word from the National Association of Pornographers–
The human body is a disgusting, sweaty, hairy, germ-laden mass. Human skin is often pockmarked with scars, warts, pustules and worse. Do you want that rubbing against your tender young flesh? Certainly not!
Many young people today are turning to sex as a recreational activity. As you have probably heard, sexual intercourse is the number-one cause of orgasm in this country. This must stop!
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