Dog playing Poker

Played poker last night at my folks place. I had a great time, and learned many new variations on the game. Next step, I guess, is to setup a regular “poker night” with hoagies, liquor, cigars, cheesy “dogs playing poker” paintings, and betting with real money.
Yeah, just doesn’t sound like me. I’m more of a euchre-playing-guy who swindles old folks at their Presbyterian church Euchre Night.