The Sex Machines Next Door

November 22, 2005 D. H. McKee

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[A] divorced Christian homesteader from Idaho is one of many makers of garage-built erotic devices featured in Sex Machines: Photographs and Interviews, a book by Timothy Archibald that documents the secretive subculture of hobbyists whose creations bear names like The Thumpstir and The Gangbang.
“Here I am, this divorced Christian guy, not promiscuous at all, and here I am with a sex machine,” reads Traven’s monologue in the book. “It was an idea I came up with in the last year or two of the marriage, as a last-ditch attempt to save whatever we had … our sex life, if nothing else. She actually pushed me for a divorce before I could finish it and give it to her.
“I will require anyone ordering a machine from me to provide proof of marriage and a signed statement of intent to use only within that marriage. Kind of like a gun dealer that requires proof of age and proof of passage of a firearm safety test before selling someone a firearm. Sexual arousal is a doorway to a person’s very soul and isn’t to be messed with lightly.”
Wired News: The Sex Machines Next Door

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