NSFW Search Statsitics

May 31, 2006 D. H. McKee

Ah, the end of another month. I decided to check my webstats and see what people were searching for. You know, one gets curious about why people visit their site.
Sigh.
Some searches were expected, and made me feel like I’m doing my part on the Internet. I like to think that I’m helping out by posting useful information about my interests. Here are some of those searches:

multiple biquad antenna
googlemaps code
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5260 firmware

Mostly, there were weird sex fetish searches:

chastity keyholding services
excited peeing
people pay to fuck bullmastiff
dreadlock porn
handbag ejaculate fetish
the sexiest long toenails
art of stroking yourself

And there were a few I didn’t quite understand:

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seth macfarlane is atheist
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Film Ignites the Wrath of Hindu Fundamentalists
pot roast recipe “Chuck-a-Rama”
Hildegard Bergbauer

Here’s the top 10 list of searches, listed in order of popularity. They accounted for about 25% of the total searches on my site for the month of May. Needless to say, I should either cry or put some more porn content on my site:

punishment
how to change your habbo hotel character into a sith lord
corporal punishment
sexy wife
fetish flowchart
roxanne’s waterloo
my penis
how to make a tantra chair
shaved headed bitches
scarlett johanson breast implants

I never wanted a “family friendly site”, per se, but wow. Just — wow. Maybe I should find our more about that Habbo Hotel Sith Lord thing.

One Response to “NSFW Search Statsitics”

aida
16 years ago

wow but how do u get free habbo coins?

About This Site

As a guy who occasionally curates art shows and wrangles artists together, I often have to edit and post artist bios, profile pictures, and artwork images. This can be a problem, since many artists and writers aren’t used to selling themselves. Artists rarely know how to present their art for display in a brochure, and writers aren’t used to writing about themselves.

Writers often treat the bio like it’s an interview or something. Maybe like they’re having a conversation with you, the reader. While it may work sometimes, the most common way to write a bio is to write in the 3rd person.

I’m like those writers, and I’m talking to you directly, unlike the common way to do a bio. You should see my About page. It makes sense to me, since this is a bit which describes my blog’s website. When I get famous enough that I don’t have time to talk to you, I’ll have an intern write everything in 3rd person. Until then, you get to talk to me.

Like blogs of old, this one is a personal document of the comings and goings of me. Articles I’ve written, links I’ve posted, videos I liked, etc. Here, a first-person perspective is the way to go, at least for now. So, this is my site. I’m D. H. McKee, a sometimes artist, sometimes writer. Mostly just a guy on the internet.