Man had sex with bike

Weird? OK. Sexual Offenders List? Maybe…
Man who had sex with bike in court – Telegraph

A man has been placed on the sex offendersâ.. register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.
Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last year.
On Wednesday Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace in Ayr Sheriff Court, where depute fiscal Gail Davidson described how he had been found by the hostel workers.
“They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down.