Happy St. Patrick’s Day. Here are five rules to get you started.
Topless Robot – The 86 Rules of Boozing
15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
54. Never lie in a bar. You may, however, grossly exaggerate and lean.
71. It’s acceptable, traditional in fact, to disappear during a night of hard drinking. You will appear mysterious and your friends will understand. If they even notice.
75. Beer makes you mellow, champagne makes you silly, wine makes you dramatic, tequila makes you felonious.