17 worst shots ever

March 13, 2008 D. H. McKee

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To be honest, I’m not sure what they’re trying to do: list the worst tasting/looking shots, the strongest shots, or the ones most likely to make you retch. The “Nasty B*tch” doesn’t sound so bad — throw it on ice, add lime juice and you have an old-school marguerita. And the “Liquid Steak”, and “Fire in the Hole”are just strong shots that might tast fine, were it not for the addition of 151 rum.
However, some are truly disgusting:
The Worst Shots Ever Created – 17 Horrible Shots | Campus Squeeze

3) Smoker’s Cough
The general consensus of the Campus Squeeze staff is that consistency-wise, this is the worst shot ever created, and also the most appropriately named.
-1 1/2 oz. Jagermeister
-One dollop of warm Mayonnaise
Fill shot with Jager, scoop in a heaping dollop of Mayo, and try not to puke, has been known to make people stop smoking for good.

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