Well, this is what we get for sexualizing kids. Sorry, they call them “lower back tattoos”.
Lower Back Tattoos Now Available at Toys R Us
Lower back tattoos are 50 cents each, tucked in between the Hannah Montana stickers and the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse stickers. You can choose a butterfly, roses, a fairy, or other tasteful designs.
Bring exact change, just like you might use for the cigarette vending machine or that one in the truckstop restroom.