Say Uncle!
My membership to the International Fraternity of Uncles™ is once again confirmed with the birth of my niece, Ashlen. She came in (or out) at a respectable 8 pounds 10 ounces. Of course, this means I have another birthday to remember (darn it), which is Monday, August 11th. She’s quite the looker, and has big, bright eyes. Unfortunately, for you, I’m still limited by the request of my brother to not display any pictures of his children. So here’s something my lawyers say is acceptable: