Design yer own Hell

Riceboys
Circle I Limbo

The New York Yankees
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Oakland Raider Fans
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Bill Gates
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Republicans
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

George Bush
Circle VII Burning Sands

The Pope
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

NAMBLA Members, Scientologists
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

How do you say “Cthulhu”?

Very carefully.

Atheism

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You can laugh at the silly superstitions of the religious, safe in the knowledge that we are only dust and lies. All that will be left of you after you die is a slow decay and some fading memories in the minds of your friends. Hope you're enjoying your life at the moment- there's nothing better to come.

Leg Lamp

Those of you who fondly remember "A Christmas Story" will love this:
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This clever leg lamp will get more attention than anything you've ever had...for gifts, bars, dens, fraternity houses, playrooms. The leg of this lifesize Leg Lamp is one of a kind. Including the shade it stands 40 inches high. The light illuminating the leg from inside can be turned on simultaneously with the light under the shade or separately, with your choice of stocking, shoe and lampshade it can be "Customized to fit any decor."

True Porn Clerk Stories

This is a great journal, written by a clerk in a video store. It reminds me of the days I used to work at Surplus:
"If you don't count rousting teenagers out of the porn section, I have only driven away two and a half customers.
The only one I'm proud of happened pretty recently. I was ringing up a sale and I heard a crash from downstairs. My manager was out, so I couldn't leave the register to go down and see what happened. I glanced at the security monitor and saw a guy downstairs calmly flipping through the DVD section. He had knocked down three entire shelves. Instead of picking them up or coming to get me or even shoving them over into a pile and then continuing his porn shopping, he was just standing in them and on them, flipping away.
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Party Tips from Trader Vic

A great site to get fonts, fun and crazy tiki advice from Trader Vic.
Most people are familiar with Victor "Trader Vic" Bergeron's chain of bars and restaurants (sadly, there are few still open Stateside). Few know that ol' Vic could whip together a sentence as well as he could mix up a Mai Tai! I've excerpted a couple of my favorite chapters from Trader Vic's Book of Food and Drink, originally published in 1946, right here for your reading pleasure! But enough yammering from me . let's get this show on the road!

VillainSupply.com

Welcome to www.VillainSupply.com, Your Online Source For Everything EVIL. If you are a supervillain, mad scientist, warlord, dictator, or despot, then this is the place for you.
HELD OVER TO JANUARY: CLEARANCE SALE: WEAPONS GRADE PLUTONIUM
In preparation for its impending annihilation by U.S. Forces, the Government of Iraq is liquidating its entire stock of Weapons Grade Plutonium-239. VillainSupply is acting as broker for this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! Act NOW!!
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Need to Curb Hackneyed Expressions

Make no mistake, we need the self-appointed language cops of North America to curb the use of hackneyed expressions.
And we need them now more than ever.
The world's recent pre-occupation with terrorism and security spawned many of the 23 most-loathed idioms of 2002, earning special recognition on Lake Superior State University's annual list of phrases that should be banished.

Evil Stickers

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Whoah dude, check out these rad stickers. Unfortunately, this website has a ton of lame-ass and religious stuff. Keep to the Evil section. It's by far the best bunch of stickers on this site. Some of them make great tattoo ideas as well.

Night on the Galactic Beta

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