How (not to) win at roulette

Luckily, baccarat is more my style. Modern roulette wins are dependent on one of two things. Blind luck of incomprehensible...

Highest IQ in Waterloo?

Whoa. That’s a toughie. What with the High-tech triangle, RIM, those nerds at the University of Waterloo, and the Perimeter...

Finally, Dating for the Established Man

I saw this funny banner ad whilst surfing, and I had to upload it. After all, this is who Zuckervati...

How to Tie a Tie

Pay attention; this is important. If you can’t tie a tie, you suck. It’s a sad fact, but there are...

The Gentleman’s Guide to Being a Classy Drunk

Because, if you have to be a drunk, be a classy drunk. Intoxicatedly Charming, or a Wasted Bore? Your mouth...

Insane Deal on Razors

Insane Deal on Razors – Uploaded by Zuckervati. With the coupon, I can get 52 razors for a mere $8.49...

Sinister Words

Sinister Words – Uploaded by Zuckervati. From the back of a mystery novel, of course.

Your 44th President

Suddenly, everything is peaceful, and the sky is sunny, and the day is warm. And so it came to pass...

Goodbye Opus

Goodbye Opus. Even though we didn’t stay in touch, I’ll miss you. I started reading Bloom County in the ’80s,...

James Crumley, Dead at 68

This is too bad. I really liked Crumley’s work. I was just hoping to hear more from him. James Crumley,...